Sunday, January 07, 2007

One Thing I Hate About Today

One Thing I Hate About Today

Mmm, mmm. Delusions of grandeur.

Another in a seemingly endless stream of bloggers who think their blog is God's gift to the internet, when in reality, it's utter fucking shit. You may have seen this twat trolling around the snoozefest known as IT2M, and has recently become a reviewer there. Funny how she starts reviewing there and suddenly they can't get more than 15 comments on any post.

The author writes with a chip on her shoulder. Normally that would be good, but not in this case. She comes off as caustic, narcissistic, and bitter, all without a trace of humor. I wanted to poke my eyes out after reading this insipid tripe. There is nothing interesting about this blog at all.

And what the fuck is with the "Daily Prayer" and asking a dumb fucking question at the end of every post? I suppose if you want comments, asking a question is the way to go, but it makes me want to puke. Cheap ploys to get comments are just that, cheap.

The design is tolerable, except for the retarded redneck header. It's a typical Weblog Design Studios template, since they all pretty much look the same. Nothing special here.

Read at your own risk.

Retort

Aww, poor Webloafer didn't like his review.

"Yes, Someone took the time to set up a blog just to diss mine, and leave their wish for me to die."

Only a egomanical dick like you would think that this blog was set up ONLY to diss your blog. This blog isn't about you entirely, there will be a lot more reviews coming. Get a clue and get the fuck over yourself.

"My guess is that it was created by a psychopath who lurks around the Blog Explosion website. Probably lost in a battle of the blogs. Sore losers are losers."

Psychopath? Well gee whiz, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? Your whipped up patriotic frenzy and rhetoric makes you sound like you're ready for a rubber room and shock treatments.

Yes, I "discovered" your blog through Blog Explosion. However, I rarely lose in BOTB. My win percentage is a staggering 76.7%, while your win percentage is currently at a pitiful 48%.

So, are you done whining yet, Webloafer?

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Sanity's Bluff

Let's dive right into this shit, shall we?

Sanity's Bluff

Wow. Just, wow.

You know, I can't think of one single thing I actually like about this blog, so let's get right to the bad.

Ugly header? Check.
Butt ugly color scheme? Check.
Mile long sidebar? Check.
Author is a batshit crazy Republican? Check.

Actually, batshit crazy is probably too nice. Absolute fucking lunatic is probably more appropriate.

Also, he can't spell to save his life. For someone who preaches and proclaims way too much, you would think he'd be more apt to not look like an uneducated fuckstick.

Read at your own risk. Basically, it's post after post about how the Democrats have FUBARed America or some shit.

I have fucktons upon fucktons of disdain towards neocon cunt bloggers. So much, that I wish some would die. This is one of them. I know I wouldn't miss him.

Intro

Yeah, I said it. Your blog is crap. In fact, it's absolute dogshit, so I'm calling you out on it.

There are many things that make me not like a blog, and you'll find out those things as we go along.

By the way, I do have a blog of my own. It's much better than that waste of space you have. No, you can't have the address for it.

Welcome.